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delivery; late 12/24

[ailurophilian]

[In the middle of the night, a festively wrapped package (green paper, poinsettia pattern, silver ribbon) appears outside of Kanin's door.


Inside: a cute vintage leather fox bracelet.

No note or card accompanies this gift.]

[tricksandstones]

[... OKAY BUT SHE DOESN'T TRUST THIS PLACE AT ALL???

the bracelet... is cute... but she's not sure what to do...]

text; un; auditore

[collectsfeathers]

Kanin.

I have spoken to Leonardo. He has agreed to help us.

text; un; greenery

[tricksandstones]

Understood.
Where should I meet you?
He's probably got a lab or something set up here already, since he's Leonardo da Vinci and all.

[collectsfeathers]

I have a feeling it will not suit your needs.

Tell me what you will need and I get it.

[tricksandstones]

Medical equipment.
Blood pressure monitor, stethoscope, oxygen meter, the works. Everything you can grab. Make it like a full, official medical checkup.

un: aphrodite, time for misfires

[wingstosee]

[ the picture venus sends kanin's way isn't exactly what she'd expect. in fact, it doesn't look like much of anything without zooming it in, at which point it becomes a bit clearer: it's an old radio that's been very delicately and very thoroughly disassembled.

hmm. ]

told you i'd find it
;)

un: greenery

[tricksandstones]

[She has to stop, staring at it. What. What the fuck. What the fuck?]

What the fuck
Is this some kind of threat?
What the fuck are you doing?!

[wingstosee]

[ venus is a clever girl. she's just... going to assume it sent to the right person and that they're just NOW getting back to her about it. and panicking. ]

no??
i did what you asked me to!

well
sort of
i haven't found a replacement part yet??

[tricksandstones]

Is this a devil thing!?
Or do humans normally send each other pictures of open surgery?!

misfired pic, not of his dick, for once; un: moonslice

[wiltandblush]

[Honestly, Adam thought he had deleted this picture. He was 100% certain that it got sent to digital oblivion. But, instead, it get sent to Kanin's inbox.

In the pic, it's a classic bathroom selfie. In it, he's shirtless. But, more importantly, he's also not wearing his mask. His expression isn't happy at all, which is part of the reason why he deleted it... or tried to. The pic comes with no warning, and no messages either.

Just what will she do with it?]

un: greenery

[tricksandstones]

[... Huh. Okay. That's... interesting. He's pretty obviously recognizable by that hair, and the horns, but...

Kanin hasn't been looking at the network. Rather, she's been blocking it out, afraid of what connecting herself to the network might bring. Which means she doesn't know anything about any potential data breach or misfire problem. So she assumes this must be intentional, but... What does that mean?]

6 0 2?
Is that right?

[wiltandblush]

[Adam just raises an eyebrow at the text he gets. He honestly has no idea anything was sent to begin with, so it just seems weird.]

What the hell are you going on about?

[If she's trying to guess his address, she's a few floors off.]

[tricksandstones]

That weird picture you sent?
On your eye.
I'm not planning on prying any details out you don't feel like sharing.
But, if you sent something like that, I'm guessing you have something to say.

un: dasrffhgk, text

[harvestwolf]

eraeraeae aeraeeoaurg93h879a b ib agb a bag3783fb urxcg
ejroaha893y50aaaohohqA43ka9hr78a9$3333

[tricksandstones]

Are you sitting on your phone???
What do you want?

[harvestwolf]

1111@$2233334444t4!$

wh
atdoyo
uwant

[she tried to type the symbols she's seeing.]

[tricksandstones]

[Okay, she has been running the first message through some codebreakers. But now... she feels confident enough to end that whole process.]

I want you to make sense?

text; misfire; un; auditore R U READY?

[collectsfeathers]

[For some reason that Ezio will never understand, the hacking gods have been angered and decided that obviously, he's the one who needs to suffer.

So the text that Kanin receives is actually a picture. Of Ezio. Spread out over the length of the pure white couch in his living room. Totally normal, right?

Only he's completely naked and hard, with one hand wrapped around his length.

Please enjoy.]

oh my god, un: greenery

[tricksandstones]

[how

how does she respond to this

should she be rude? should she be mean? should she roast him? but they're friends now, how does he react to friendly roasting? are they friends now? they had that big bonding moment over trying to analyze what ezio is, but...

fuck it, just pretend it's normal.]

I know I'm charming, but I didn't think you were into me enough for this.
Wow.
Should I be flattered?

It had to be done

[collectsfeathers]

[Are they friends now? Does he even want them to be friends?

Why, out of the people in this city, did she have to be the one to get that picture? Why hadn't he, at some point, considering he knows a computer geek and multiple androids, not think to ask if this shit could be locked down?

Lord Jesus On A Sea Biscuit Help Him.

Okay. This is fine. This is fine.]

Kanin.

That depends on how much you liked it.

it did

[tricksandstones]

[God, this is weird. Was this. An accident? was this right? He said her name like that, did that mean Kanin wasn't the one he expected to get this? this is so weird.]

How much I liked it?
Is this a booty call?
Are you the type that gets all hot and bothered by a girl getting your blood
Don't answer that, actually, that makes so much sense. You're definitely into that type.
Anyway, I'm. Flattered? I guess?



No, seriously, this entire thing feels like an unexpected floating pointer error.
Like, I don't mind the idea if you're dtf, but.
Can you provide some context here?

un: medjed | misfire + somewhat nsfw

[kemetic]

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Whether it's during the middle of the day or late hours of the night, your device will flash and sing out a generic beeping sound to alert you. A message is waiting for you. Whether you're familiar with the sender or not, you will see an image of something exotic.

Surprise, you were bombed with a nito selfie. ]

[tricksandstones]

[Okay, well. Trashfire Bisexual Kanin de la Pine can definitely appreciate this. But also... who the hell is that?

Good thing she doesn't sleep, because it is late. Fortunately, she doesn't even use her phone much, being able to just, remote access it regardless of if she's physically looking at it, to send messages with just a thought, so the light of the phone won't wake up anyone else.]

8/10
Hella hot, but loses points for that monochrome filter.

[kemetic]

What? Who is this and how did you stumble upon this number?
But more importantly, what are you talking about...